File this under WT*

Alot of men over 40-years old seem to be sporting them and some have eluded that you have to be geek, biker or a fat guy in order to sport a goatee.

In order to keep a goatee looking spiffy, there's GoateeSaver to the rescue.



The GoateeSaver is a little contraption you use by putting part of it in your mouth and biting down. This leaves the bulk of it on your face, making you look like you're wearing a robotic respirator of some sort. This chunk covers up your goatee, allowing you to shave around it and achieve the perfect shape every time.

It seems effective enough, although it clearly wouldn't work with more adventurous goatee shapes. What if you want to make it pencil-thin? You know, for the ladies? And what if you want to let your goatee go down your neck under your chin? Well, in that case you'll need to just rely on your steady hand.