Last Honest Man (Wormtown Fleet)

As a MAJOR hat-tip to the late, and never duplicated, Jeff Barnard, of Wormtown Taxi (http://wormtowntaxi.com), I present to you the "Last Honest Man".
The Last Honest Man makes no qualms about it. I've seen him with a sign that read,"Why lie? I need money for beer!", and "I need to get high!".
I can never knock someone's hustle, and when they're honest I appreciate that immensely. You know where they're coming from and what they plan to do.